15 levitational stories and poems

1. "Un Frog Edible" parody

making Nat King Cole turn in his grave!

6.   The Dis

parody of a  battle rapper in a hip hop club.

11.   Wildfire: a true story

escape from a North California inferno.

2. Out of water

a short, jealous blues.

7.   Firepants!

dream about a tiny sprite in a discotheque.

12.  When Kurt's body was found

a cartoonish vision of death by recklessness.

3. Yuppie logic

priorities while getting jacked.

standing up to a funny crook.

dream of nuclear war and Disney.

4. Vegas burn

getting totally reamed... and limping away.

9.  Brooklyn flood

overwhelmed by city life and unfunny thugs.

an epic of sex, disaster, death and rebirth.

 the true back story to 'Vegas Burn'.

10.1East Side, Providence

thoughts about life while cramming for finals.

...compiled from random junk email titles.